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Top Whatever

These are my random lists of Top Whatevers. It'll be constantly updated and completely random...

Top 5 Sexiest Halo Geeks
 
1. John
 
2. Tucker
 
3. Jeff
 
4. E- dawg
 
5. Eric

Top 5 Coniving Capitalists
 
1. Ryan T.
 
2. Evan D.
 
3. Austin G.
 
4. Cody C.
 
5. Shawn P.

Top 5 Sexiest World Dictor Wanna-Be's
 
1. John
 
2. Grand Pimp Masta T
 
3. Doesn't matter
 
4. Really doesn't matter
 
5. Especially doesn't matter

Top 5 Reasons
 
1. The voices told me to.
 
2. Why what?
 
3. Because...
 
4. I felt like it.
 
5. I don't know

Top 10 Things About Me
 
1. I'm adorable and
    lovable.
2. I'm me
3. I'm lots of fun to hang
    out with
4. I'm extremely
    imaginative
5. Give people Swedish
    Fish
6. I'm slightly deranged.
7. I'm usually hyper and
    smiley.
8. I keep updating this
    site everyday.
9. I am going to be a
    famous artist
10. I don't wear anything
      by Hollister.

Top 10 Ways to Annoy Someone
 
1. Poke them a bizillion times in
    the arm.
2. Keep telling them that they are
    a figment of your imagination
3. Talk in a really high-pitched
    voice
4. Tell them you are mad at them
    everyday even when you aren't
5. Get your lackey to hit them on
    command.
6. Call them "book boy" when you
    make them carry your books.
7. Steal their red pen everyday
    and draw a smiley face on
    their hand.
8. Make them admit that they
    are completely wrapped
    around your little finger.
9. Tell a Halo geek that Halo
    is the detrement to society.
10. 1-9 is plenty for one day
      of fun.



heh... look a fish!