Top 10 Ways to Annoy Someone
1. Poke them a bizillion times in
the arm.
2. Keep telling them that they are
a figment of your imagination
3. Talk in a really high-pitched
voice
4. Tell them you are mad at them
everyday even when you aren't
5. Get your lackey to hit them on
command.
6. Call them "book boy" when you
make them carry your books.
7. Steal their red pen everyday
and draw a smiley face on
their hand.
8. Make them admit that they
are completely wrapped
around your little finger.
9. Tell a Halo geek that Halo
is the detrement to society.
10. 1-9 is plenty for one day
of fun.