Deranged Art Student

Deranged Art Student

Twisted....

An Interview with myself, a deranged art student from the confines of highschool.

Question: How do you manage to keep changing this site all the time?

Myself: Well, I get online to check my email a lot and if someone hasn't emailed me yet I get on the site for a little while and make some changes... although that certain person was kinda mad because on the Insane Halo Geek site... the word boyfriend was smaller than everything else... so that's getting changed immediately... so by the time you read this... it will have been changed.

Question: Why is the site different?

Myself:Well it was either change this site or make another one. I get bored really easily, so things must change... or I ... go insane... I suppose... I don't really know... but this new background sure is snazzy.

Question: What did you spend your winter vacation doing?

Mytself: Well, the first part of it I was doing art stuff... but then I went to my cousins house in St. Louis, and all I seem to be doing now is playing video games... I'm surprised I'm even updating this site... I mean... the games bekon to me... must... play... video... games... no... not really... I'm not that bad... yet... the horror...

Question: What is your favorite quote or saying?

Myself: I'd have to say that it is "The smartest man in the world knows that he knows nothing." Things change... I mean... they used to think the world was flat. There are so many things we don't know... so many things we don't understand... and the things we do know and understand... could possibly be wrong... and eventually they will be proven wrong like so many things before them. Nothing is set in stone.

Question: What is time?

Myself: Movement... that's all you can truely define it as... anything else is purely speculative.

Question: What would you do with $40 billion dollars?

Myself: Ok... I would: buy an island, get cable and internet on my island, get a private plane, get all of my friends to come with me, build a huge mansion for me and everyone to live in on the island, name the island something really cool, put some of it away in banks in the Caymen Islands (because they have really good interest rates), buy anything I could ever want, by everything all my friends want... to some extent, and live happily ever after with all of my friends... and if someone is being a jerk... they get kicked off the island.

Question: What are you thinking about adding to this site next?

Myself: Well, I just recently added a page of funny latin phrases for anyday occasions but I think my next project is going to be to interview my wonderful and very sexy boyfriend... and I don't know... maybe something else... so look out everyone.

Question: What is your favorite part about school?

Myself: Well there are so many things really... it gives me some sleeping time... I can see my boyfriend at school... I get to go to art class... I get to leave at the end of 7 hours... and that's basically it...

Question: What do you think of the Domain of Whatever?

Myself: I think that it is a nice website... that could be updated a little more often, but some people are a little too busy playing video games to update their site... I still like it though and that is why I keep a link to it on my navigation bar... plus that's my boyfriend's website... and well, I can't really get rid of it now can I? ... j/k

Question: What the Hell is it with you and John and pool tables... jeeze I see it multiple times on both of your sites. Do you both really enjoy pool or something?

Myself: Well of course we enjoy pool... it's quite a dandy game... in all of its contexts... and if you were smart you'd like pool tables too... but oh well... I suppose that you're just not that smart... sorry.

This is me... looking pretty freakin' snazzy... hehe

Sorry I don't look very deranged in this picture, but I don't have too many pics with me looking deranged... well... I don't have to many pictures of myself period. Except for the whole possessed red eye look I have going... I like it... follow me you puny mortals... I will lead you to your destruction... muhahahaha!

Question: If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?

Myself: I would go to Rome, Italy... just because of the rich culture there as well as some of the best artwork ever created... and it just sounds freakin cool.

Question: What do you like about the Holiday?

Myself: Besides getting out of school for two weeks, it's nice how everyone is strangely nice to eachother... as weird as it is... and I get art supplies... lots and lots of art supplies... and I get to give candy canes to people... I like giving things to people... especially candy.

Question: What are your opinions on pool tables?

Myself: *mischevious laugh*... ummm... i don't have any knowledge of pools tables.... *sarcastic tone*... I suppose they're good for playing pool... and other such activities... *mischevious laugh*

Question: I you could have lunch with any three people, dead or alive, who would you have lunch with?

Myself: Hmmm. That's a tricky one. I would have to say, first off, Leonardo DeVinci just because he was like a freakin genius and one of the best artists ever. Second would probably be Edgar Allen Poe because he was really twisted but an awesome writer. Thirdly would be ... um... Vincent Van Gogh, he may have been crazy, but if you can turn out 800 oil painting in 10 years... and you're insane... you have to be pretty freakin cool.

Question: What is your favorite piece of clothing?

Myself: My hippie skirts. They are so much fun to twirl around in. And they go great with my Pink Floyd shirt which I absolutely adore.

Question: What is your favorite thing to say?

Myself: meh... it's a great word... it sums up complete emotions just by the way that you say it. I like words that aren't actually words.

Question: Where do you get your ideas?

Myself: I find my ideas in pain, suffering, and imagination... my imagination is quite twisted... and as far from reality as one can possibly get.

Question: I see... and what kind of things do you enjoy doing?

Myself: Well, let's see... art, driving incredibly fast, drawing, sewing, quilting, painting, shopping in art stores, beading, sleeping, art, and um... i'm sure there's a lot more things... i just can't think of them right now... oh well

Question: You just like mentioned art stuff about ten kazillion times...

Myself: So?...

Question: Nothing. So what do you normally do on a daily basis?

Myself: Um... zone out through the first seven hours of school, go to work and zone out while filing mountains of forms and such, and coming home and diligently working on art instead of homework.

Question: Would you say that you're a slacker?

Myself: No. I just don't care about much except for art.

Question: How important is art to you?

Myself: Well, i put it before eating lunch, doing homework, and sometimes sleep... you decide.

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